YOU. HOMESTUCK. NOW KISS.
AnonymousI. DID HOMESTUCK. SHUBBABABYCHEESEBURGER
I’m pretty sure I’m going do dye my hair an absurd color.
Kinda want some blue/teal in it. Maybe on the bottom layer.
Now to get some dye… ;)
Yes, I am quite sure I want to spend the rest of my Homestuck-reading life with you. If you say yes, well, let's save that conversation for another time. ;)
AnonymousBut what if I have a silver pelican letter opener go through the part of my brain that what letters symbolize? Will you go through Homestuck with me, reading every line? If so, I think you may know what my answer is ;)
I Will Try To Acquire This Llama If You Get Started On The Tacos
AnonymousOkay, the llama loves Sacajawea coins. So put them out on a plate with some ketchup and jellyfish jelly and Jeffery will more than likely come to feast upon his favorite treat! Which then you will throw the angel hair fishing net laced with fairy dust to capture this majestic animal which is Shelby’s pride and joy. He was last seen in Siberia. And while you find Jeffery, I will get started on the Tacos, for I am the Taco M A S T E R
I Am Wondering How We Can Convince Shelby To Make Shubbababies
AnonymousI like you and your willingness to help convince Shelby to make her very own Shubbababies! Now, we will need LOTS OF TACOS. And a llama named Jeffery that has been lost for the better part of a year now. He’s a homosexual, and probably has very flamboyant hair. Partially curly and the other half straight. Deep blue eyes with HUGE eyelashes.
I LOVE YOU
AnonymousI may or may not actually love you too, but this will be highly dependent on which grayface you actually are. And if you’re willing to put up with me and my rainbow stomach of dreams. Are you up for the challenge?
Say yes, darling. We will read Homestuck and it will be the happiest moments of our lives.
AnonymousBut will you stay with me until the very end? I need a commitment, and without this I will be unable to read and share my moments of Homestuck with you. Are you sure you want to choose me as a partner?
I am literally laughing at all the replies you give. You would be even funnier if you read Homestuck. Come on. Do it. Please.
AnonymousWell, I have given you the gift of laughter. Which is better than a thousand and one babies laughter put together. Now if we were to compare your laughter to that of a Shubbababy, you and the rest of the world wouldn’t be able to compare. But, I… may…. possiibbblllyyyy continue to read this so called “Homestuck” you people keep talking about. Once I get me a shubbababy c:
